Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist Claims Google Broke Down His Car

Kenneth Coo Published 10/22/2016 in wtf

The lengths some people will go to to justify their using Bing are crazy.

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This blue van sold to a dealership.
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They found many notes inside.
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The owner apparently thought google had it in for them...
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...so much that they keyed this stuff into the hood.
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The notes and messages are weird at best.
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The "changes" to the car decreased its value.
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This person seems ill.
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I think the person was paranoid.
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I think it's going to be hard to sell this car. I don't know what is worse- that you bought a crazy persons car with surprises the dealer missed in the car...
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...or that Google is really trying to destroy the car you just bought with you inside. Good luck new owner, you gonna need it.

1.
This blue van sold to a dealership.
2.
They found many notes inside.
3.
The owner apparently thought google had it in for them...
4.
...so much that they keyed this stuff into the hood.
5.
6.
The notes and messages are weird at best.
7.
8.
9.
The "changes" to the car decreased its value.
10.
11.
12.
This person seems ill.
13.
14.
15.
I think the person was paranoid.
16.
17.
I think it's going to be hard to sell this car. I don't know what is worse- that you bought a crazy persons car with surprises the dealer missed in the car...
18.
...or that Google is really trying to destroy the car you just bought with you inside. Good luck new owner, you gonna need it.